"You could say Stone Dick was a busy man. He had a schedule that would make most men weep, but as you know by now, Stone Dick wasn't most men. Guys wanted to have a beer with him, girls wanted to rip his clothes off, and turtles wanted to be his friend. A man of such stature naturally gained a lot of enemies, but Stone Dick never seemed to mind. In his early 20's Stone Dick would almost meet his match. The key word in that sentence is 'almost' as you'll soon find out."

 In times of crisis, America and the world needs a superhero.  It had men like Mark Wahlberg, Stone Cold, The Rock, and Dan Bilzerian.  Stone Dick was bigger than that.

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The ASVAB test is made up of your scores in four critical areas -- Arithmetic Reasoning, Word, Knowledge, Paragraph Comprehension and Mathematics Knowledge. Now Stone Dick was extremely proficient in all of these areas, especially paragraph comprehension. Some even called him the Stephen Hawking of paragraph comprehension, minus the talking wheelchair.